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A retired minister friend of mine was recently sharing some of his favorite stories over the years. This one was at the top of his list...

My son sent me the following for my birthday this week. I would have preferred a gift but I guess this is better than nothing. GEORGE CARLIN’S VIEW ON AGINGDo you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids?

If you need a laugh today, then this should do it! A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching???

There is a reason that the majority of Americans do not trust the mainstream media. One reason is that they are liars, and another is that they are anti-American. Consider the recent death of the Minnesota lady and how they left wing media reported it.

There are people who live to be offended. They’re called Progressives.

Those of us whose hearing is not quite as good as it used to be will appreciate the following. Regan Rose writes . . .I knew that my husband’s hearing had deteriorated after our friend – new to the city – asked where he could meet some singles.

CAPERNAUM — Reports surfaced this week that carpenter-turned-traveling teacher Jesus of Nazareth expressed disappointment with having to share a birthday with the biggest holiday of the year.

Dear Santa?How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 7 for Christmas. I hope you will remember all this come Christmas morning.

Most of us complain about “hard times” on a regular basis. However, the fact is the vast majority are living better than any generation in history. Those that actually went through “hard times” never complained about them.

I would like to ask a special favor of the younger generation that will be visiting their parents and grandparents this Thanksgiving. Put your phone away! They would really like to visit with you.