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isin“Jack-o-Lantern?He’s an ancient blacksmith who made a deal with the devil, trading his soul for seven years of prosperity. But he also got three wishes from Jesus and St.

WOKEA state of awareness achieved only by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything—except their own behavior.

asked how much they charged for running obituaries. “A dollar and inch," she was told.Oh, dear," she replied. "It will be far too expensive. My husband was six feet tall.”I have always loved to read…. especially newspapers. In grade school I started reading the local newspaper and GRIT.

We received the following letter from our good friend Tom Adams. It was great!Dear Billl, Dayna, and the rest of the NEWS crew: Thought I would write to let you know WHAT’S UP with the Adams family. Last Friday morning I WOKE UP about the time the sun CAME UP with an UPSET stomach.

An extra one just for you! Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift. Now some of the more interesting news that has crossed our desk.

If my Body Was a Pick-up TruckIf my body was a pick-up, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that’s not the worst of it.

Some may have to ask parents/grandparents the meaning of words/phrases. Words can be gone as fast as the buggy whip! It is sad really. The other day I said something to a young fella about driving a Jalopy and he looked at me quizzically and said what the heck is a jalopy? OMG (A newer phrase!

A 92-year-old retired senior pastor was asked to speak at church. The current Associate Pastor wondered why the church even bothered to ask the old gentleman to preach at that age.

Dear Diary, Just moved to Oklahoma! Yee haw and what a wonderful place! Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It is beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem.

Wilson took the bait—he admits—and switched from one promotional service and product to another at a lower price in order to generate leads for his online business, but after a month of using the new service, he was totally frustrated. When he called with a question, no one answered the phone.