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THE WELEETKA OUTLAWS DEFEATED SEILING TO WIN THE STATE TITLE LAST THURSDAY

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHRISTMAS PERFORMANCE GOING ON TENTH GRUELING MINUTE KENNEWICK, WAThe situation at a local elementary school became dire as the Christmas performance entered its punishing tenth minute.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, the season of our Saviors birth!While we all know the real meaning of Christmas, it doesn’t immediately solve the commercial pressures we feel to bless others, especially our families.

One of the downsides of our casual culture is the low emphasis we place on etiquette and manners.Don’t get me wrong—casual culture has done a lot of good by allowing people to be more themselves—but social change comes with a cost.

Merry Christmas

HOUSTON, TX — Reports from the worship team at Rushing Wind Church indicate that head worship leader Matt Brines was up late last night trying to decide which beautiful Christmas hymn to butcher during the Christmas service this year.

Christmas in Calvin with Claus

ANN ARBOR, MI — After weeks of intense research and deliberation among colleagues, local husband Felix Mayweather bought the wrong Christmas gift for his wife.“She’s going to love this,” Mayweather said, blissfully un-aware that she would not, in fact, love it.